1.TEACHER: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
JIM : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl!!!!!!
2.Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!
3. WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
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